Mortal Kocktail

If you ever find yourself strolling through the heart of Edinburgh and craving a bold, offbeat spot to unwind, Mortal Kocktail is one of those places you won’t want to miss. Tucked away at 1, 29 Craig's Cl, Cockburn St, this edgy little hideout blends strong character with a laid-back drinking experience, making it a go-to destination for cocktail lovers, beer enthusiasts, and anyone with a soft spot for quirky, alternative vibes.

Right off the bat, Mortal Kocktail stands out. It's not one of those polished, chain-style bars that blur into the cityscape. This place has soul. With exposed brick, low lighting, and a mischievous attitude running through its decor and menu, you get the sense it was designed with personality over polish. It’s not wheelchair accessible, which might be a drawback for some, but once inside, you’ll find a crowd that skews artsy, adventurous, and very much in the mood for good drinks and even better conversations.

Let’s get to the star of the show-the drinks. If you’re into beer, Mortal Kocktail is your playground. The Craft Lager is cold, crisp, and just bitter enough to keep things interesting. They pour Paulaner on Tap, which is always a crowd-pleaser, especially for fans of traditional German brews. One standout for me was the Easy Livin Pale Ale-it’s exactly what it sounds like: super drinkable, slightly citrusy, and perfect for kicking back after a long day. For those into something a bit sweeter or refreshing, the Cider here doesn't disappoint either.

Cocktail fans, don’t worry-you’ve been seen. The Espresso Martini is arguably one of the best in Edinburgh. Silky, strong, and with just the right hit of coffee bitterness, it’s the kind of drink that can carry an entire evening. The bartenders clearly know what they're doing; this isn’t a place where your drink tastes like it came from a generic syrup bottle.

Looking for variety? There’s a great selection of spirits, from smooth whiskeys to spicy rums, plus a small but curated wine list for those who prefer grapes over grains.

Mortal Kocktail doesn’t just serve drinks-it serves atmosphere. There’s something rebellious about the place, but it’s not off-putting. The bar games tucked into the corners and the loud laughter from nearby tables make it feel like a homegrown hangout where people are actually having fun.

It's not the kind of place where you sit quietly and sip a glass of wine while reading a book. It’s more of a "grab your friends, try something new, and lose track of time over a few rounds" kind of place. And sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.

There’s no delivery service-but honestly, this isn’t a bar designed for takeaways. You go for the full experience. The bar staff are casual yet attentive, ready to offer drink recommendations if you're stuck. The seating is limited, but that adds to the charm; you either squeeze in and make friends with your neighbors or get there early and claim your spot.

What makes Mortal Kocktail shine isn't just the drinks or the location-it's the unfiltered personality. In a city full of generic pub chains and copy-paste cocktail bars, this place stands out for not trying too hard. It knows what it is: bold, loud, slightly chaotic-but full of heart. That’s hard to replicate.

Many bars promise “craft drinks” and “a unique vibe,” but Mortal Kocktail actually delivers. It’s not trying to be everything to everyone, and that’s what makes it magnetic.

If you’re a cocktail aficionado, beer explorer, or just someone who appreciates a place with edge, you’ll feel right at home. Solo drinkers will appreciate the approachable bar staff and easy-going crowd. Small groups can settle in for an evening of bar games and taste-testing. Just don’t expect luxury. Expect character.

Whether you're a local looking for a new favorite watering hole or a traveler wanting a true slice of Edinburgh nightlife that doesn’t feel scripted, Mortal Kocktail hits the mark. And it does it without fuss, frills, or trying to be anything other than what it is-damn cool.